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Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive

I'm not a control freak but you're doing it wrong

Its Moms turn to wine

Suck it up Buttercup

Yet despite the look on my face you’re still talking

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

Probably Late For Something

My Life Feels Like A Test I Didn't Study For

cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

day drinking from a mug keeps things professional

do I look like a people person

don't rush me I'm waiting for the last minute

don't rush me I'm waiting for the last minute 2

first of all no, second of all still no

fun fact I really don't care

hey I found your nose it was in my business again

I am a great multitasker, I can listen

I don't take orders I barely take suggestions

I drink coffee for your protection